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Apology
Dear Professor Schwartz, I apologize for disrespecting you in class. I was out of line, and I shouldn’t have given you the finger or told you to go fuck yourself. It was wrong of me to be so honest about how I felt. My feelings haven’t changed, but Dr. Evans said a written apology would be a good idea, what with you threatening to get me kicked out of school and all.
By Harper Lewisabout 10 hours ago in Humor
There was no obvious reason why the skeleton found in France was buried sitting inside a circular trench.
According to a recent investigation, individuals were purposefully buried upright in nearly identical locations in dozens of old tombs in the French city of Dijon. This pattern is turning what appeared to be discrete anomalies into proof of a single, recurring behaviour for which there is yet no satisfactory explanation.
By Francis Damiabout 11 hours ago in Humor
DATING APPS – THE USED CAR LOT OF LOVE (NOW WITH MORE MILEAGE AND LESS HOPE)
WELCOME TO THE DIGITAL AUTO MALL OF DESPAIR Welcome to modern romance, where love is no longer found in smoky bars or awkward setups from your aunt. It’s parked on a virtual lot next to a thousand other vehicles, all shouting: “Low mileage! Great paint job! Serious inquiries only!”
By The Pompous Postabout 11 hours ago in Humor
Why My Underwear Is on Your Radiator: A Sincere Apology
Please accept my sincerest apology for my underwear on your radiator, I know we’ve never met. But when the door was opened at seven in the evening, you were occupied with your friend, the trash, and the dog. It was the only thing I could leave behind before our unprecedented introduction could occur.
By Caitlin Charltonabout 16 hours ago in Humor
A Formal Apology, Offered in Good Faith and Roughly Chronological Order
To Whom It May Concern (and you all concern me, deeply, which is part of the problem): I want to begin by saying that I am sorry. Genuinely. From the bottom of whatever is left of my heart after this week, which, and I want to be transparent about this, was not entirely my fault, though I acknowledge that the parts that were my fault were significantly my fault.
By RC Adamsona day ago in Humor
Whoopsie!
I'm just gonna say it right now... I'm sorry. I know things have been weird since I moved out, and I wanna clear the air because my pastor says that holding onto a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. I'm the bigger person, so I'm reaching out first.
By Sara Wilson2 days ago in Humor
I Tried to Fix My Life… So I Took a Nap Instead
It all started with a plan. A simple, realistic, completely achievable plan. I was going to fix my life. ⸻ I had written it down the night before. Not in a dramatic, life-changing journal—but on a random piece of paper I found near my desk.
By Mariana Farias2 days ago in Humor
My favourite characters on The Simpsons
Moe Syzlak the bartender and underdog on the Simpsons is one of my favourite characters on the series. Everyone has an inner Moe Syzlak in themselves and i know that i do too and i have always seen a part of myself in this character who is voiced by Hank Azaria. Moe's backstory is a very interesting one at that from following the series I learned that he was a actor in a fictional little rascal type show and then his career as an actor when according to Moe an alfalfa type had stolen his shtick of looking into a exhaust pipe and getting soot on his face so Moe in the show had killed the actor. Moe and his tavern contribute alot to the Simpsons show since many of the adults and people of the town of Springfield like to hang out at his bar and drink and i know that it is a long way to go just to say that a majority of the shows stories are set there. Before Moe became a bartender he was also an amateur boxer and his family as it was revealed in one episode that his family were the owners of a successful mattress franchise. The patriarch of the shows namesake the Simpsons that being well known to be Homer is always at Moe's, no matter what happens at some point in the show Homer always says if the episode calls for it "I'll be at Moe's".
By Revista Miko:XCI 2 days ago in Humor
Survival of the Wittiest: Was Human Language Driven by Humour?
According to a daring new study that was published in PNAS Nexus, human language evolution was motivated by wit rather than just the necessity to survive. Ljiljana Progovac, a linguist at Wayne State University, suggests that sexual selection actively favoured quick-wittedness, or the capacity to connect words in smart, humorous ways. It's possible that our predecessors joked their way into sophisticated language.
By Francis Dami3 days ago in Humor
